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Trump Appoints Kanye West to Lead the Fed – Promises ‘More Creative Interest Rates’
The Money Puppets
Deal Reached: China Keeps Tariffs, U.S. Gets Friendship Bracelet and Handshake
Doomsday Economics
Trump Defends Penguin Island Tariff: ‘They’ve Been Sliding Under the Radar for Too Long’
Doomsday Economics
Trump Introduces Meta-Tariffs: A Reciprocation of the Reciprocated Reciprocity
Doomsday Economics
Tesla Declares Bankruptcy – Stock Immediately Doubles as Investors Call It ‘Bullish’
Stonks & Ponzis
Auto Tariffs Backfire as Trump’s Beloved Golf Carts Now Cost $180,000 – Forced to Walk, Suffers ‘Historic Foot Pain’
The Money Puppets
Ethereum Upgrade Rolls Out Successfully – Absolutely No One Understands What Changed
Stonks & Ponzis
After Yemen Leak, Goldberg Found in Trump Family WhatsApp Chat Titled ‘Big Plans, Small Hands’
The Money Puppets
Volkswagen Introduces Digital Assistant ‘Heinz’ – Asks for Confirmation Before Every Command, Twice
Stonks & Ponzis
Exclusive: Is the Klan Behind Tesla?
Stonks & Ponzis
