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Elon Musk Claims Having Many Kids Is Efficient – ‘Think of It Like Vertical Integration, But With DNA’

Austin, TX – In yet another of his now-legendary business-meets-biology press appearances, Elon Musk explained his ongoing efforts to combat…

Bezos Says Billionaires Should Be ‘Treated Like Gods’ – Announces Plan to Replace Democracy With Amazon Prime Voting

Bezos Says Billionaires Should Be ‘Treated Like Gods’ – Announces Plan to Replace Democracy With Amazon Prime Voting

Elon Musk Hacks Federal Reserve Files – Discovers U.S. Economy Has Been Running on ‘Vibes’ Since 2008

Elon Musk Hacks Federal Reserve Files – Discovers U.S. Economy Has Been Running on ‘Vibes’ Since 2008

Peter Thiel Announces Plan to Buy a Small Country – Says He’ll Run It Like a Hedge Fund

Peter Thiel Announces Plan to Buy a Small Country – Says He’ll Run It Like a Hedge Fund

Elon Musk Gains Access to U.S. Treasury, Deletes All Taxes – IRS in Chaos

Meta Shares Surge After Zuckerberg Promises to ‘Stop Being Weird’ – Immediately Crash When He Smiles on Camera

Meta Shares Surge After Zuckerberg Promises to ‘Stop Being Weird’ – Immediately Crash When He Smiles on Camera

"Amazon Warehouse Workers Complain of ‘Strange Nighttime Rituals’ – Say Jeff Bezos Moves Like Nosferatu"

“Amazon Warehouse Workers Complain of ‘Strange Nighttime Rituals’ – Say Jeff Bezos Moves Like Nosferatu”

Trump’s Steel Tariffs Bankrupt Iron Man – Tony Stark Now Looking for Alternative Materials (Like Wood?)

Trump’s Steel Tariffs Bankrupt Iron Man – Tony Stark Now Looking for Alternative Materials (Like Wood?)

Warren Buffett Ditches Stocks, Bets Everything on Melania Trump Coin

Warren Buffett Ditches Stocks, Bets Everything on Melania Trump Coin

“I aim to transform it into a beauty brand”: Kim Kardashian Purchases Caterpillar

Elon Musk Dumps His Tesla Shares, Shocking Wall Street

“Saving the Climate Is So Woke”: Elon Musk Dumps His Tesla Shares, Shocking Wall Street

Elon Musk Buys the Sun – Announces That Daylight Will Now Be Subscription-Based

Russian Propaganda Outlets Now X’s Largest Advertisers – Musk Claims He ‘Doesn’t See a Problem’