July 16, 2025

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Tesla Declares Bankruptcy – Stock Immediately Doubles as Investors Call It ‘Bullish’

Wall Street – In what analysts are calling “the most 2020s stock market event ever”, Tesla officially filed for bankruptcy…

Ethereum Upgrade Rolls Out Successfully – Absolutely No One Understands What Changed

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Volkswagen Introduces Digital Assistant ‘Heinz’ – Asks for Confirmation Before Every Command, Twice

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Exclusive: Is the Klan Behind Tesla?

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Halving Bug Leaks to Wall Street – Goldman Sachs Accidentally Mines 3,000 Bitcoins During Coffee Break

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Tesla Owners Furious Over Vandalism – Cybertruck Owners Just Confused Why Theirs Looks the Same

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Tesla Superfan Refuses to Sell at a Loss – Plans to Pass Down His Shares as a ‘Family Curse’

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Trump’s Tariff Chaos Forces Apple to Hide iPhone Factories – CEO Won’t Say Where They Are

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Germany Retaliates Against U.S. Tariffs – By Forcing Tesla to Follow 14,372 New Regulations Overnight

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Tesla Unveils the “VolksTesla”: A Car for the People, Inspired by ‘Historic’ Innovations

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Trump Approves New Policy: Google Maps Will Now Decide Which Countries Exist

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Nike to Merge With Crocs – Announces ‘Maximum Comfort, Zero Dignity’ Collection

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Apple Removes Charging Port Entirely – Calls It ‘A Bold Step Toward Wireless Everything’

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Google Translates Elon Musk Tweet – Accidentally Opens a Portal to Another Dimension

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