Hollywood, CA – In what might be the most unexpected Oscar moment in history, former President Donald Trump took home the Best Supporting Role award—not for an actual movie, but for his “outstanding performance in endorsing Elon Musk as the…
TORONTO – In what experts are calling “the pettiest and most effective economic retaliation in history,” Canada has launched a…
Washington, D.C. – Elon Musk—recently appointed by President Trump as the head of DOGE (Department of Government Efficiency)—has sent letters…
aka Agent Orange
aka Technoking
aka Trump Tariffs
aka The Money Eater
aka America’s Hat
aka The Fed
SEATTLE, WA – Amazon founder Jeff Bezos has announced his latest vision for the future: a society where billionaires are…
Negotiating a higher salary can be intimidating—but don’t worry! We’ve got you covered with ten absolutely foolproof, entirely ineffective strategies…
PALO ALTO, CA – In yet another bold move that has left his PR team in shambles, Elon Musk announced…
