May 9, 2026
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Trump Appoints Kanye West to Lead the Fed – Promises ‘More Creative Interest Rates’

Washington, D.C. – In a shocking but somehow unsurprising move, Donald Trump has fired Federal Reserve Chairman Jerome Powell and…

Auto Tariffs Backfire as Trump’s Beloved Golf Carts Now Cost $180,000 – Forced to Walk, Suffers 'Historic Foot Pain'

Auto Tariffs Backfire as Trump’s Beloved Golf Carts Now Cost $180,000 – Forced to Walk, Suffers ‘Historic Foot Pain’

After Yemen Leak, Journalist Found in Trump Family WhatsApp Chat Titled ‘Big Plans, Small Hands’

After Yemen Leak, Goldberg Found in Trump Family WhatsApp Chat Titled ‘Big Plans, Small Hands’

DOGE Realizes It’s the Biggest Source of Government Waste – Submits Resignation to Itself

DOGE Realizes It’s the Biggest Source of Government Waste – Submits Resignation to Itself

Wall Street Traders React to Market Meltdown – Many Consider Career Change to ‘Something Less Stressful’ Like Bomb Disposal

Donald Trump Wins Oscar for ‘Best Supporting Role’ After Endorsing Elon Musk as the ‘Real President’

Donald Trump Wins Oscar for ‘Best Supporting Role’ After Endorsing Elon Musk as the ‘Real President’

Trump Praises Ukraine’s War Effort – Rewards Them With 35% Tariffs on All Exports

Heated Exchange in Oval Office – Trump Asks Zelensky Why Ukraine ‘Hasn’t Invested in Truth Social Yet’

Trump Accused of Being KGB Spy – Immediately Imposes Tariffs on Truth, Reality, and Logic

Trump Accused of Being KGB Spy – Immediately Imposes Tariffs on Truth, Reality, and Logic

Federal Employees Asked to Explain Their Jobs in Writing – Trump Accidentally Receives Letter, Panic Ensues

Federal Employees Asked to Explain Their Jobs in Writing – Trump ‘Accidentally’ Receives Letter, Panic Ensues

Trump Declares ‘Laws Are for Losers’ – Goldman Sachs Immediately Starts Printing Its Own Money

Trump Declares ‘Laws Are for Losers’ – Goldman Sachs Immediately Starts Printing Its Own Money

RFK Jr. Promises to ‘Fix Inflation’ – Plan Involves Banning the Federal Reserve and Bringing Back Bartering

RFK Jr. Promises to ‘Fix Inflation’ – Plan Involves Banning the Federal Reserve and Bringing Back Bartering

Trump Blames Inflation on Joe Biden, China, Mexico, and ‘Possibly Windmills’

Trump Blames Inflation on Joe Biden, China, Mexico, and ‘Possibly Windmills’

Trump Declares Vatican the 51st State – Calls It ‘The Most Profitable Acquisition in History’

Trump Declares Vatican the 51st State – Calls It ‘The Most Profitable Acquisition in History’

Joe Biden Introduces His New Company – Then Asks ‘Wait, Who Founded This?’

Joe Biden Introduces His New Company – Then Asks ‘Wait, Who Founded This?’