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Germany Retaliates Against U.S. Tariffs – By Forcing Tesla to Follow 14,372 New Regulations Overnight

Elon Musk Hacks Federal Reserve Files – Discovers U.S. Economy Has Been Running on ‘Vibes’ Since 2008