July 11, 2025

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Tesla Declares Bankruptcy – Stock Immediately Doubles as Investors Call It ‘Bullish’

Wall Street – In what analysts are calling “the most 2020s stock market event ever”, Tesla officially filed for bankruptcy…

Ethereum Upgrade Rolls Out Successfully – Absolutely No One Understands What Changed

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Volkswagen Introduces Digital Assistant ‘Heinz’ – Asks for Confirmation Before Every Command, Twice

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Exclusive: Is the Klan Behind Tesla?

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Siri Now Listens Even When Phone Is Off – ‘It’s Just So She Feels Included’

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Apple Sues Samsung for ‘Copying Their Idea of Selling Overpriced Rectangles’

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Meta’s New Algorithm Only Shows You Content That Will Make You Angry – To Boost Engagement, Obviously

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China Buys Disney, Rebrands Captain America as “Captain Zhongguo” – Hollywood in Panic

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Breaking: Bitcoin Hits New All-Time High! Or Low? Depends on When You Read This

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Amazon Unleashes Tariff Prime and Tariff Roulette: A New Era of Checkout Patriotism

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Meta Rebrands as MAGAverse: Zuckerberg’s Full Trump Transformation

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Tesla Reports Catastrophic Earnings – Wall Street Calls It ‘Better Than Expected,’ Stock Soars

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Crypto Exchange Reports: 90% of Bitcoin Traders Are Just People Saying, “If I Had Bought Back Then…”

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NVIDIA’s latest semiconductor structures are so tiny, they tunneled out of reality

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