MENLO PARK, CA – In a stunning turn of events, Mark Zuckerberg has announced that Meta will officially be rebranded as MAGAverse, fully embracing the ideology of former President Donald Trump. The move comes after Meta quietly disbanded its moderation team, leading to an online landscape that now resembles a 24/7 Trump rally.
Under the new MAGAverse framework, Meta’s algorithm has been adjusted to ensure that all content eventually leads to Donald Trump. A simple search for “puppies” might start with cute dog videos but will inevitably end with a post about Trump’s stance on the Second Amendment. The homepage is now a constant stream of ultra-patriotic memes, stock images of bald eagles, and posts calling for Dr. Fauci’s arrest.
AI-Guided Trumpification
The transition doesn’t stop at content curation. Meta’s new AI-powered assistant, TruthGPT, has been programmed to correct “misguided” opinions in real-time. Users attempting to post anything remotely critical of Trump will receive an automated response suggesting “alternative facts.”
For instance, if someone types: “Trump lost the 2020 election,” TruthGPT will automatically respond with: “Incorrect. The election was rigged. Here’s a 14-minute video from Uncle Patriot explaining why.”
Like-Button Replaced with “TRUTH”
To further cement its transformation, Meta has removed the traditional Like button. Users can now only react to posts with “TRUTH,” “PATRIOT,” or “GREATEST PRESIDENT EVER.” The previous “Angry” reaction has been repurposed to only apply when viewing images of Joe Biden, CNN, or electric vehicles.
The Future of MAGAverse
Despite initial backlash from Silicon Valley elites, the changes have been wildly popular with Trump supporters. Shares of Meta skyrocketed after Donald Trump declared MAGAverse “the best social media platform in history—maybe ever.” Meanwhile, former Facebook employees are scrambling to delete their past tweets criticizing Trump, hoping for a place in the new regime.
Mark Zuckerberg himself remains tight-lipped about future updates, but sources say he’s currently developing a new feature where all profile pictures are automatically replaced with a deepfake of Trump shaking the user’s hand.
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