“Where Was Gondor When The Westfold Fell?”: Trump Slams Gondor with Tariffs

Mexico Outsmarts Trump with “TREMENDOUS Trade Deal” – Experts Confirm It’s Just 90% Spanish Insults

Canada Declares War on Rudeness – Launches “Operation Sorry Storm” Against U.S.

Iran Offers America ‘Sanctions Survival Guide’ – Trump Refuses Out of Pride

Donald Trump: ‘We’re Bringing Luxury Real Estate to Gaza’ – Announces Plans for ‘Trump Beach Resort’

The United States Goes Public – Trump Declares It ‘The Greatest IPO Ever’

EU Bans Slovenian Women from U.S. in Retaliation for Tariffs – Trump Shocked to Learn Melania is Included

Trump Announces ‘Tariff War’ Against Russia – Accidentally Includes Ukraine, NATO, and Florida

Canada Boycotts U.S. Tourism – Florida Devastated, Disney World Declares ‘National Emergency’

Trump Orders Fed to Stop Printing Money for Democrats – Only Republican States Allowed to Have Currency