Trump Appoints Kanye West to Lead the Fed – Promises ‘More Creative Interest Rates’

RFK Jr. Promises to ‘Fix Inflation’ – Plan Involves Banning the Federal Reserve and Bringing Back Bartering

Elon Musk Hacks Federal Reserve Files – Discovers U.S. Economy Has Been Running on ‘Vibes’ Since 2008

Federal Reserve Considers Backing U.S. Dollar With Eggs – ‘Gold Standard is Outdated’

Trump Orders Fed to Stop Printing Money for Democrats – Only Republican States Allowed to Have Currency

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