Federal Employees Asked to Explain Their Jobs in Writing – Trump ‘Accidentally’ Receives Letter, Panic Ensues

Canada’s Revenge Against Trump: Ordering Millions in Amazon Products, Returning Them the Next Day

Trump Praises Ukraine’s War Effort – Rewards Them With 35% Tariffs on All Exports

Trump Says Canadian Boycott Is ‘Totally Unfair’ – Demands Canada Apologize and Send Him a Free Hockey Team as Compensation

Trump Declares ‘Laws Are for Losers’ – Goldman Sachs Immediately Starts Printing Its Own Money

Trump Blames Inflation on Joe Biden, China, Mexico, and ‘Possibly Windmills’

Trump Declares Vatican the 51st State – Calls It ‘The Most Profitable Acquisition in History’

Donald Trump Thinks “Brussels” Is a Fast-Food Dish – Offers to End EU Tariffs If He Can Try It

Trump Declares National Emergency Over Greenland Tariffs – Pentagon Unsure If He’s Serious

Trump Approves New Policy: Google Maps Will Now Decide Which Countries Exist